Last Minute Stocking Stuffer Ideas
Kite made from the Shroud Of Turin
Can of protective / defensive Holiday Pepper(mint) Spray
Internet log-in info for Cameo holiday greeting from The Human Centipede
Vial of dirt from Ted Bundy’s burial site.
Portable Ouija board that only communicates with people who have died from over-eating home insulation.
Petrified monkey’s paw
Cursed glass eye
Scorpion shaped nipple ring set
My First Ankle Monitor Playset
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
