Least Coveted Raffle Prizes
Cursed monkey hand
Do-It-Yourself Human Centipede Kit
$25 gift card to vegan café “You’ve Got Kale”
Incontinence-Friendly Square-Dance Lessons
Backstage passes to Bill Cosby show
Dollar Store Ouija board that only contacts people in comas
Written transcript of Kanye’s 2015 MTV VMA speech
Free paternity test results read by Maury Povich
Bird-house filled with piping hot coleslaw (feeds 3 people or 47 birds)
Back-hair extensions
$100 contribution in your name to the Westboro Baptist Church
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
