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Pages and pages of printed Melrose Place fan message board transcripts.
Doubles from Trump’s Happy Meal Dragonball Z action figure set.
A full shaven “little person” hypnotized into repeatedly doing the macarena non-stop.
Pop-Tarts with the number of the beast branded onto the frosting (strawberry only).
An evidence-shredder the size of person (sometimes called a wood-chipper).
RealDoll replica of Stormy Daniels wearing outfit similar to Melania.
Party Planning For Illuminati Get-Togethers coffee table book.
Crotch-less Barney the Dinosaur costume.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
