LimmerICKs

Attn all professional mohrls,
Please be aware of boils.
Some babies are cursed,
With pustules that will burst,
And that stuff can really soil.

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Here are a few simple facts ,
Re sculpting with ear wax:
It requires a gentle touch ,
And this may be a bit much,
But makes delicious snacks.

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Please be aware of narcs,
Specializing in skid marks.
You can have no doubt,
They will rat you out,
And consider it just a lark.

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Ashamed of skin flakes?
Please put on the brakes.
Display them with pride,
Let me be your guide,
To flaking on coconut cakes.

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What’s the deal with balls?
Vapor action, just like Hall’s.
It might seem like a burden,
But raise up the curtain,
Peel the paint from the walls.

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Would others tongue us,
Knowing about our fungus?
We’re still a good time,
Despite our slime,
We leave with who brung us.