More Obscure Ways Of Bringing Back Luck
Opening a can of peanut brittle while on a roller coaster.
Juggling fruits and / or vegetables that were purchased at a Farmer’s Market in a primarily red-state.
Using the batteries from your recently deceased father’s pacemaker as replacement batteries for your remote control.
Grating a block of pepper jack cheese while humming a song by the Oak Ridge Boys.
Having your nipples pierced in a construction site porta potty.
Wearing parachute pants while walking through a Protestant cemetery after dark.
Accidentally setting fire to the colostomy bag of an albino choir director.
Ejaculating into a sock that was a Christmas present from your grandmother.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
