Moscow Mitch In Soviet America

“In America, you pay for crime. In Soviet America, crime

pays you!”

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“In America, if you’re bad, you go to prison. In Soviet America, if

you’re bad, you own the prison. And if you’re really bad, they

make you president!”

 

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“In America, TV breaks news. In Soviet America, TV news breaks

you!”

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“In America, journalists shoot photos of the powerful. In Soviet

America, the powerful shoot journalists!”

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“In America, the government protects you from foreign attackers.

In Soviet America, the government protects foreign attackers from

you!”

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“In America, government food stamps eliminate hunger. In Soviet

America, government eliminates food stamps!“

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“In America, you drain the swamp. In Soviet America, swamp

drains you!”

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“In America, women have rights over their wombs. In Soviet

America, women have rights as long as they are still in the womb!”

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“In America, you own corporate stock. In Soviet America,

corporate stock owns you!”

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“In America, winners write the history books. In Soviet America,

winners burn the history books!”

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“In America, you have gun control. In Soviet America, guns

control you!”

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“In America, children steal your hearts. In Soviet America,

government steals your children!”

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