Most Anticipated Moments From The 2016 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

New England Patriots mascot balloon not inflated properly, falls into crowd injuring dozens.

Performance by pro-Trump dance troupe, “Yes We Klu Klux Klan!”.

Performer’s on Carnival Cruise-Line float suffer severe diarrhea due to pre-show food poisoning mishap.

Democratic Party float does excellent job for most of the route, then suddenly explodes in a burst of flames and sizzling debris at the finish line.

After calling the parade an “excellent target”, rather than cause any trouble, ISIS instead enters a Strawberry Shortcake balloon into the parade.

Float containing cast members from The Walking Dead moves so slowly, and with nothing of interest happening, that the audience eventually tunes out.

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange character balloon floats away before it can be stopped.

Bill Cosby backs out of hosting duties after being told that he won’t be allowed to provide hot cocoa for his fellow hosts and crew.

The Westboro Baptist Church lets their feelings on Thanksgiving cuisine be known with their “God Hates Figs” presentation.