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Other Woke Advertising Slogans

Gillette has released an ad that touches upon bullying, toxic masculinity, and the #MeToo movement, and has changed its slogan to The Best Men Can Be. Other brands are taking notice and making similar changes.


Rice Krispies

PTSD-free Snap! Crackle! Pop!


Clairol

Does she, or doesn’t she? You really shouldn’t be asking


DeBeers

A blood diamond will stain your conscience forever




Ivory Soap
99 and 44/100 percent pure, but our company is very diverse and multicultural

Verizon

Can you hear me now? Good. Tinnitus is a serious affliction we are quite concerned about


The New York Times

All the news that’s fit to print on recycled paper


Capital One

What’s in your wallet? Do you have a condom? Are you still practicing safe sex? That’s still a thing, you know?


Hallmark

When you care enough to send the very best and not a trite “Happy Birthday!” on Facebook, which collects all your data and is pure evil


FedEx

When there is no tomorrow, but well before the planet boils and the ice caps melt because climate change is real, folks


Wendy’s

Where’s the beef? Probably being treated cruelly in a factory farm. Have you tried our new vegan burgers?


Alka Seltzer

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing, but I refuse to feel fat shamed about it


Motel 6

We’ll leave a low-energy compact-fluorescent light on for you


Kit Kat

Gimme an OSHA-mandated break 


McDonald’s

I’m Lovin’ It Consensually