Other Woke Advertising Slogans

Gillette has released an ad that touches upon bullying, toxic masculinity, and the #MeToo movement, and has changed its slogan to The Best Men Can Be. Other brands are taking notice and making similar changes.

PTSD-free Snap! Crackle! Pop!

Does she, or doesn’t she? You really shouldn’t be asking

A blood diamond will stain your conscience forever

Can you hear me now? Good. Tinnitus is a serious affliction we are quite concerned about

All the news that’s fit to print on recycled paper

What’s in your wallet? Do you have a condom? Are you still practicing safe sex? That’s still a thing, you know?

When you care enough to send the very best and not a trite “Happy Birthday!” on Facebook, which collects all your data and is pure evil

When there is no tomorrow, but well before the planet boils and the ice caps melt because climate change is real, folks

Where’s the beef? Probably being treated cruelly in a factory farm. Have you tried our new vegan burgers?

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing, but I refuse to feel fat shamed about it

We’ll leave a low-energy compact-fluorescent light on for you

Gimme an OSHA-mandated break 

I’m Lovin’ It Consensually