Packaging Copy on Egg Cartons that Allows You to Buy Eggs in Good Conscience

From hens who select their own organic, healthful, unassailable diet, indicating their preferences on weekly menu cards.

 

From hens who persuaded their farmer to call them egg associates.

 

From hens who begin their mornings with 10 minutes of meditation.

 

From hens who maintain good work-life balance, playing duck-duck-goose with their chicks and Scrabble with the roosters between egg-laying commitments.

 

From hens who participate in the farm’s employee stock ownership plan.

 

From hens whose meals are served on individual, personalized salad plates.

 

From hens who sleep on cushions made of certified Egyptian cotton.

 

From hens who negotiated a version of fair wage, providing eggs in exchange for access to community college.

 

From hens who listen to assorted podcasts to prevent incubation from being stultifying.

 

From hens who create and innovate using a 3-D printer in the henhouse computer lab.

 

From hens who have the freedom to roam the farm, studying every aspect of the operation.

 

From hens whose farmers give them lavender-oil foot rubs.

 

From hens who were granted a trampoline, mini-golf course, and Zen garden to unwind.

 

From hens who enjoy a diverse library collection that includes titles such as The Art of Possibility: Transforming Professional and Personal Life and How to Stage a Coup.