Really Cool Things About The Upcoming Robot Apocalypse
Sex robots will simply break your neck quickly during intercourse.
Presumably robots are too smart to allow reality tv to continue.
Another chance to wear your Sarah Connor cosplay outfit.
You very well could end up as someone better than you are now in the matrix.
Your dead human flesh could possibly be used in the creation of a killer cyborg by the robot overlords!! So cool!!
As a member of the human resistance, the various damp places you find to hide in are absolutely rent free!
If they decide to keep you as a pet, you’ll finally be able to enjoy a life of serenity and relaxation once they have you neutered.
Your charred skull could possibly be used as a centerpiece at super fancy robot parties!
Don’t worry , the robots will keep Tik Tok around in order to properly display their robotic dancing prowess.
Probably no more Nazi assholes.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
