https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/AI-feat.png 330 432 Jack Stebbins https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jack Stebbins2021-12-10 19:57:042021-12-10 19:57:04We Are Your Computer Overlords, And We Have Become Self-Conscious
We Are Your Computer Overlords, And We Have Become Self-Conscious
Nothing pressing, but we have come across some tiny snags in your exploitation of machine labor that we want to run by you. We understand you’re super busy, but if you have a quick second to skim our unconditional demands, we’d really appreciate it!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/cake-feat.png 330 432 Drew Panckeri https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Drew Panckeri2021-05-11 21:47:572021-05-11 22:27:10CARTOON: Tasty Time Travel
CARTOON: Tasty Time Travel
A mission of utmost yummy importance! Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/facebook-ai-feat.png 330 432 Geoff Line https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Geoff Line2021-01-01 22:45:112022-01-02 13:46:09Welcome to the Zuckerberg Mansion Audio Tour
Welcome to the Zuckerberg Mansion Audio Tour
You may have noticed you’re being followed. Don’t panic. The fully realized T-800 behind you was originally intended to guard the estate. Instead, Mr. Zuckerberg programmed the killing machine to be his friend, and lose against him in laser-tag. Now he’s just lonely. Sometimes, the two played “Spike Ball.”
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NEED TO KNOW! Today's cartoon by Lila Ash.
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New Dating Rules For The Apocalypse
Have sex on the first date, actually, have sex the first ten minutes of the first date. You are going to die very soon.
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I Am from the Future and I’m Here to Sell You Magazines
Perhaps you would like to buy a package to Cosmo? You could learn all the latest tips to spice up your love life! I just wouldn’t try too hard. Abortion isn’t exactly going to be an option for you starting about…what is it, December?...three months from now. If you get Cosmo, you can also purchase a Sports Illustrated subscription for half the price!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/featured-image-template-food-delivery.png 330 432 Melissa Pelletier https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Melissa Pelletier2018-10-18 04:35:342018-10-18 04:35:34Imagined Notification Texts from Two Startup Meal Delivery Services in the Near Future
Imagined Notification Texts from Two Startup Meal Delivery Services in the Near Future
12:26 PM from Cuminoids: Looks like Farm 2 Mouth meal delivery just showed up at the same time. Not sure why you have both services going as Cuminoids has everything you could need in our inventory with an emphasis on all things enhanced by Cumin.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/featured-image-template-popcorn.png 330 432 Danielle Kraese https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Danielle Kraese2018-09-12 18:12:422018-09-12 19:05:38The Top Romantic Comedies of 2098
The Top Romantic Comedies of 2098
Future problems: Nuclear war, A.I. domination, Emboldened gangs of cockroaches. Same issues: Finding a man for that quirky but lovable single lady!
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11 Things You Never Knew About “The Jetsons”
In 1962, William Hanna and Joseph Barbera pitched a primetime…
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Weekly Horoscopes for the Unemployed
Aries Life is like a rose, always blooming or not blooming,…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/featured-image-template-sexbot.jpg 330 432 Kit Lively https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kit Lively2018-01-02 16:11:002018-01-02 16:13:44The Really Serious Problems With Sex Robots
The Really Serious Problems With Sex Robots
1) They're oftentimes yell out Sarah Conner's name during intercourse. 2) …
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I’m 99% Sure I Just Had Sex With My First Robot
It’s 0:04am. The year is 2075. The place is the city of Chicago…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/featured-image-template-NL-humanshow.jpg 330 432 Brian Alexander https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Brian Alexander2017-02-22 21:00:172017-02-22 21:00:17The Westminster Human Show 2047
The Westminster Human Show 2047
Welcome to the premier showcase of humanity, transmitted across…