Rejected Summer Camp Activities
Running with scissors (@amygcb)
Guess Who’s Jewish (@colinob)
Digging graves (@JamesLuzbetak)
Peanut Allergy Russian Roulette (@chrisforfree)
Real life battle royale (@joeyoungcomedy)
Swimming out to the middle of the lake and retrieving the empty canoe that Kevin (RIP) fell out of (@important_celeb)
The Purge (@Beachblue2015)
Macrame iPhone Covers (@Beachblue2015)
Sexual Identity Reveal Hour (@MarinaMularz)
Find the Bug (@Beachblue2015)
Is it an alligator? (@BaileyFink)
Farts and crafts (@leighcesiro)
Poking dead animals with a stick
Crisis Acting 101
Wild berry tasting
Making archenemy bracelets
Trade Wars!
“Talking Camp” The post camp wrap up show with Chris Hardwick
Help counselors write their college admissions essays
Wasted Talent Show
Capture the flag but with DACA kids.
Duck, duck, ICE agent
Try to get into the Popular Camp to do their activities
Human centipede
Arts and craft beers
Mystery Meat ID
Popularity Contest & Banishment
Flee!
Field amputations
Clean the wasp nest
Border crossing
Spin the virgin
Yodeling
Bear cub toss
Pin the tail on the DACA kid
Poison Ivy bonsai
Swimming with brain-eating parasites
Philadelphia greased lamppost climbing
Hunger Games
Fat shaming
Twerking
Spin the pill bottle
Identify the Vomit
Chain Letter STDs
Kool Aid and Tears Tie-Dye
Cage time!
Eugenics
Match the refugee with the parents they’ve just been separated from
Dig to Canada
Permanent hide and seek
Bong making
Coal walking
Firecracker hot potato
Gerrymandering
Drag queen bingo
Leak the detention center footage
ropes course on the ground
Grizzly bear yoga
Searching for little Johnny
Parent Trapping
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