Repurposing Halloween Junk Into Thanksgiving And Christmas Junk!
Leftover Halloween candy (yeah, right) can be used as Christmas stocking candy for your kids. Those little monsters will never pause stuffing their faces long enough to notice that it’s stale.
Fake body parts from Halloween front porch display can be reused to play a funny prank on your kids involving the supposed death and dismemberment of Santa.
Fake spiders’ webs from your Halloween front yard display can be used to cover portions of your house prior to Thanksgiving, in order to hopefully convince your visiting Trump-loving family that you no longer live there.
Life-size animatronic Freddy Krueger fitted with Santa Suit to keep unruly kids in line before Christmas.
Fake tombstone from front-yard Halloween display used to fake your own death in order to avoid family members during the remainder of the holiday season.
Spooky skeleton from Halloween display used to convince your kids that Santa is now dead, rather than having to tell them that you’ve been lying to them for years.
Slutty nurse outfit that ended up embarrassing everyone at the party used as something to place between Grandma and the new couch on Thanksgiving.
Unopened Halloween skeleton / devil / witch candles bought on a whim at Costco given as presents to relatives who show up unexpectedly for Christmas.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
