Revised Major League Baseball Team Names Under The Rule Of Its New Commissioner, A Guy Who Loves Happy Days
American League West
Oakland Aaaaaaaaaas
Houston Space Fonzies
Texas Cowboy Fonzies
Seattle Seafaring Fonzies
Los Angeles Fonzies of Anaheim
American League Central
Cleveland Fonzies
Detroit Shark-Jumpers
Kansas City Tuscaderos
Minnesota Double Fonzies
Chicago Fonzie Wore White Sox, You Know
American League East
Boston Red Fonzies
Baltimore Bird Fonzies
New York Fonzies
Tampa Bay Arthurs
Toronto Fonz-ehs
National League West
Colorado Fonzies
Los Angeles Winklers
San Diego Correctamundos
San Francisco Jukebox-Smackers
Arizona Diamondfonzies
National League Central
Chicago Leather Jackets Are Cool
Miami Bathroom Office Dwellers
Atlanta Brave to Jump That Shark
Cincinnati Pinky Tuscaderos
Milwaukee OMG THIS IS THE BIRTHPLACE OF FONZIE
National League East
New York Metropolitan Fonzies
Philadelphia Fonzarellis
St. Louis Motorcycles Are Cool
Washington Finger-Snappers
Pittsburgh Anti-Chachis
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Brian Boone is a contributor to Funny or Die, Someecards, Splitsider, The Chive, and Looper, and his work has appeared on McSweeney’s, StarWipe, and many other fine humor and pop culture destinations. He’s the author of several delightful books, wrote a musical about pirates, and came in third on Jeopardy! once. He will clog your Twitter timeline with dad jokes.