Signs That Your Summer Camp Is Actually a Religious Cult

Aside from Lanyard Making 101 and Ashtray Sculpture For Beginners, there are also several classes devoted to creating cyanide capsules from basic household ingredients.

The weekly “Nature Walk” typically involves walking into town to protest at a Planned Parenthood location.

The camp’s supply of life jackets have pockets filled with rocks.

On Parents Weekend, rather than your actual parents,  you’re visited by an upright, four-armed goat creature.

The first aid kit’s lone item is a copy of The Bible.

The counselors finally take everyone on a field trip, and it’s to a local Trump rally.

Campfires used for roasting marshmallows and hot dogs, as well as destroying virgin sacrifice remains.