I’m Susan Collins and, By Golly, I’ve Been Duped Again!

Gosh darnit, I just feel like this kind of stuff keeps happening to me left and right! First it was the guy at Verizon who promised me my bill wouldn’t increase if I signed a two-year contract. Yet, here I am paying more and more money, month after month, and I can still only complete calls in my home’s unfinished attic! There’s so many spiders.

Breaking: Women Across the US Overreact to Losing a Basic Human Right

But not everyone was reacting inappropriately. “Just because you lose one of the most fundamental human rights doesn’t mean you girls have to get your panties in a wad. It’s Friday, let’s just have a fun weekend!” a man, who will never face any of the life-and-death consequences of this ruling, calmly and reasonably reacted.

Senator Susan Collins Reacts to Other Sidewalk Chalk Art

I do not care for the look of this guy. What’s all the smirking about? Smells like trouble – and loitering in front of my property on top of that? I don’t think so. I want him erased. Or better yet, behind bars.

Relax Ladies - I’m Totally Ready to be an Unintended Dad

Don’t worry, I'm ready to largely decide how much, if at all, I participate in raising and financially supporting any children that may result from my actions. I am more than ready to be the “fun” parent and to do less than half of the parenting work, on average. 

Things That Are Easier to Get Than an Abortion in America

Ripe avocados, A glimpse of Susan Collins’ spine, Skinny jeans that fit after 40, and more!

Leaking Our Decision To Overturn Roe v. Wade Violates The Supreme Court’s Privacy And Government Bodily Autonomy

We wanted to release our ruling on our own terms. We have been denied that choice. How would you like it if your Twitter drafts were posted before you had finished tinkering with them? Your risky texts shot off before being peer reviewed by the girlies? An email replied to before you counted the exclamation points?

CARTOON: Sign of the Times

Body language. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Trump Taxes

Seems like he really, really, really doesn't want anyone seeing these taxes, right? Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Unbelievably Believable

Unbelievably believable. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

5 Ways to Manage Your Yeast Infection While Protesting Outside Planned Parenthood

 Being a Christian is awfully hard these days. It’s even harder…