CARTOON: Galactic Giggles

Next stop, Uranus.

CARTOON: Sphere Here

Complex Creatures. Today's cartoon by Sarah Morrissette.

CARTOON: Spacey Housing Market

That shack on Mars looks like a gift. Today's cartoon by Frega DiPerri.

***UPDATED: Health Advisories for Outer-Space Visitors

The Intergalactic Council for Disease Control has issued new guidance for travel to Earth, relaxing some restrictions. Most travel illnesses on Earth are minor, such as thorax rash, overhydration, or motion sickness from TikTok.

What To Expect When You're Expecting Extraterrestrials 

Keep It Classy-ish: If you decide to invite our friends from beyond the stars into your home for a casual chat, please do your best to make a good impression. For example, best to keep the tv off, but if you must keep it on, steer clear of things like The Bachelor and Fox News. I mean, c'mon... you're just making the rest of us look bad.

CARTOON: Back To Normal

Nature is healing. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Leader?

Let's circle back. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.


Maybe stay for a while. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Universal Emergency

And we thought Scroktux Cril was annoying! Today's cartoon by Kit Lively and David DeGrand.

After 35 Years of Marriage, Dad Comes Out as Alien

STOWE, Ohio -- Following 35 years of marriage, and after seeing…

5 Life Hacks You Can Totally Ignore Unless You’re the Extraterrestrial Arthropod Controlling Chris Matthews

Living day to day is one fickle beast, and sometimes all it takes…

The Aliens from Arrival Review the Oscar Nominees for Visual Effects

We learned many new words when we arrived on your Earth. Cars.…