REVIEW: The Batman

It’s Emo Batman Versus the Zodiac Killer in a Reboot That—if Anything—Is Shorter Than Justice League


Gho-Ho-Ho-ost Rider, Silent Nightcrawler, The Dark Knight before Christmas, and more #HolidayASuperHero on this week's trending joke game!

Variants of Benedict Cumberbatch We Expect to See in The Multiverse of Madness

Megabit Colormatch, Bedouin Stumbled Back, Benadryl McCumber Act, and more!


The Flesh, Goosed Rider, Just Ass League, and more #SleazySuperheroes on this week's trending joke game!

CARTOON: Never Again

They reboot everything. Today's cartoon by Tom Chitty.

CARTOON: Riot Geared

How embarrassing. Extra feather? Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: ASSterisk President

Definition of Sedition. Today's cartoon by Brandon Hicks.

CARTOON: Football Fries

Waked and Baked. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

Playground Games for Representatives and Senators at Recess

Donald Says: A variation on the classic “Simon Says” and a GOP must-play. One person pretends to be Donald Trump and says, “Donald says '[insert action here]’.”  All the players must do what Donald says. If the person doesn’t insert “Donald says” when requesting the action, those who do the action are out. The last person still in office, or not yet roasting in hellfire, wins.  

CARTOON: Huckzilla

Huckzilla heads home. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Trump Blimp in USA

Everything else, pretty accurate. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Sean Spicer’s Dinner Speech While Celebrating Cinco de Mayo with Coworkers at Chili’s

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President Trump Welcomes the First Pet

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Alternate ways of paying for the wall

Now that Mexico has refused to pay for the wall that the Trump…

White House Confidential: Overheard During Trump’s First Week In Office

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Alternatives to Alternative Facts

The truth seems to be a fickle thing in the new White House,…

Phone Messages Left on My Senator’s Voicemail

[BEEP!] Hey, there! It’s Andy. I was just calling to check…

President Trump's First News Conference

"We take you to Washington D.C. where President Trump is about…

Washington, D.C. Travel Guide for Trump Supporters

Tens of thousands of Donald Trump supporters will be flocking…

Mr. Trump Goes to Washington

Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House… The next President…

Obama Sticky Notes

Sticky notes that President Obama has left around Washington…