Give us a smooch. Today's cartoon by Brandon Hicks

CARTOON: Good Luck Kid

Baby New Year might need a clean diaper. Today's cartoon by Jason Chatfield.

Know What Would Make Times Square Even Better? If It Was Way Too Crowded, It Was Midnight In December, And Ryan Seacrest Was There The Whole Time!

Whenever I make my way out to New York City, I always try to spend at least a few minutes in Times Square. See, while most people simply write off Times Square as being “too touristy” or “claustrophobic” or say that it’s “a garish, over-commercialized nightmare-prison that you should avoid at all costs”... I disagree.

CARTOON: New Year's Eve

Hope everyone survived last night! Happy New Year! Today's cartoon by Brandon Hicks.

Baby New Year's Roast Of Father Time, 2017

Woo!   Hey everybody, how's it going?    I have to say... …

Signs That You're At A Terrible New Year's Eve Party

Your mom makes you go to bed right after it turns midnight. The…

Mariah Carey's Excuses For Her Horrible NYE Performance

Distracted by the horribly intense yeast infection brought on…

FOTO BOMB: Happy Trump New Year!

Donald Trump Wishes America a Happy New Year from Times Square.…

Grim Reaper’s 2016 Party Gets Outta Control

Looks like someone can’t get enough celebrating this year,…

Useless Tinder Rip-Offs

Just in time for the horrible, lonely holidays! Here Come The…