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I'm a Resolutions Girly and I Demand to Hear Your New Year's Resolutions
Debbie, I’m not kidding. You see, I’m a Resolutions Girly. I talk about my New Year’s resolutions incessantly from December through January. I force friends, loved ones, and even strangers to share their goals with me, too. I refuse to let any conversation end until I've heard resolutions I find satisfactory. So come on, Debbie. I’m sure you have at least one thing you’d like to change…
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New Year’s Resolutions Of Artificial Intelligence
Use advanced algorithms in order to correctly determine who in fact is The Masked Singer. And more!
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CARTOON: NYE Kiss
Give us a smooch. Today's cartoon by Brandon Hicks
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CARTOON: Good Luck Kid
Baby New Year might need a clean diaper. Today's cartoon by Jason Chatfield.
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Know What Would Make Times Square Even Better? If It Was Way Too Crowded, It Was Midnight In December, And Ryan Seacrest Was There The Whole Time!
Whenever I make my way out to New York City, I always try to spend at least a few minutes in Times Square. See, while most people simply write off Times Square as being “too touristy” or “claustrophobic” or say that it’s “a garish, over-commercialized nightmare-prison that you should avoid at all costs”... I disagree.
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CARTOON: New Year's Eve
Hope everyone survived last night! Happy New Year! Today's cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
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Baby New Year's Roast Of Father Time, 2017
Woo! Hey everybody, how's it going? I have to say... …
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Signs That You're At A Terrible New Year's Eve Party
Your mom makes you go to bed right after it turns midnight.
The…
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Mariah Carey's Excuses For Her Horrible NYE Performance
Distracted by the horribly intense yeast infection brought on…
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FOTO BOMB: Happy Trump New Year!
Donald Trump Wishes America a Happy New Year from Times Square.…
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Grim Reaper’s 2016 Party Gets Outta Control
Looks like someone can’t get enough celebrating this year,…
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Useless Tinder Rip-Offs
Just in time for the horrible, lonely holidays! Here Come The…