Your New iPhone with AiOS

The Health app becomes overly concerned about your well-being and starts diagnosing you with rare diseases based on your daily step count. And more!

CARTOON: Dead Zone

Disconnected Descent. Today's cartoon by Jeffrey Curnow.

Three Digit Phone Numbers to Memorize Next Time You’re in a Jam

911—Universal Emergency Services Number 311—Non-Emergency Services Number 922—Not Quite An Emergency But Also Not Quite A Non-Emergency (i.e. My Shed Is Slightly On Fire But We’ve Been Meaning To Get Rid Of It And It’s Raining Pretty Hard So…Take Your Time) Services Number

CARTOON: Telephoney

Can we all retire from this? Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.


Refresh! Refresh! Reset. Today's cartoon by Lila Ash.

What to Do When Your Phone Dies on the Train

Whisper “Siri please” into the rigid husk in your palm.

Things More Distracting Than Your Screen

The eyelash on your co-worker’s right cheek that you wish you could just grab and make a wish on, but these are not the rules of polite society. Also bees.


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