CARTOON: Rule Fools

Have a nice day. Today's cartoon by Nick Downes.

Things Not To Ask Your Doctor About

P.E. ( Pasta Elbow) P.A.B ( Passive Aggressive Breathing while sleeping) and more things to not ask your doctor about.


Sneeze Company, Pox and Recreation, Everybody Loves Rabies, and more #SickSitcoms on this week's trending joke game!

A Millennial Metamorphosis

Not sure why but I’ve transformed into a giant insect (see pictures attached). I tried sleeping it off but that didn’t seem to work. Rest assured though I am working hard to figure this out so that it doesn’t affect my job performance. I’m getting better at controlling the mobility of all these legs, so I can still dial into the 10am...

Truly Terrible Beach Tips

Be sure to bring a sunblock bottle that contains at least 16 ounces, an excellent way to sneak in your vodka.

Some More Sus Guidance From the CDC - We’re beginning to think they’re not taking things seriously

The CDC recommends you answer their “u up?” text. The CDC says add them on Snap. The CDC says they get so lonely sometimes.

CARTOON: Medical Averages

Recommendation Ratios. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Truly Terrible Ways To Prevent The Spread Of Coronavirus

Wipe down all surfaces with Sierra Mist. And more.

How Are The Heroes Of The Marvel Universe Dealing With The Coronavirus?

The Punisher: Rather than the typical gang-members, killers and other assorted criminals, The Punisher has taken to targeting people who don't cover their mouths when sneezing and coughing.

Truly Terrible Make-A-Wish Foundation Requests

'Assisting Tommy Lee Jones in delivering a series of baby goats', 'Accompanying the cast of The Bachelor to the free clinic', and more!

Truly Terrible Summer Beach Tips

It can be dangerous to bring alcohol to the beach, and is more than likely prohibited.    Instead, get really drunk before driving to the beach.

CARTOON: Baby Burp

Work Risks. Today's cartoon by Kit Lively.

CARTOON: Hospital

"It's always about you." Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein

Sickly Bands

art by Dan McConnell