Truly Terrible Make-A-Wish Foundation Requests

Assisting Tommy Lee Jones in delivering a series of baby goats.

Game of Strip Miniature Golf with Patrick Swayze’s brother and step-uncle.

Accompanying the cast of The Bachelor to the free clinic.

Listening to Kanye ramble incoherently for hours so that Kim can go out and get some shopping done.

Assisting medical staff during Shirley Maclaine’s semi-annual pap smear.

Helping Mickey Rourke find his keys in the morning / mid-afternoon when he gets up.

Joining Bill Cosby in picking up litter by the highway.

Removing fleas and ticks from groupies backstage at an Iron Maiden concert.

Accompanying R Kelly as he stalks local jr high playgrounds.