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CARTOON: Champion Chuckles

Gridiron Giggles. Today's cartoon by Zack Rhodes.

CARTOON: Swift Bowl

Don't have bad blood, just Shake it off, Shake it off. Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

CARTOON: Dapper Referee

This flag is for fabulous!

A Swiftie Guide For NFL Fans & A Super Bowl Fan Guide For Swifties

Remember, the Swiftie is not here for football. The Swiftie is here for Taylor. Taylor is also not here for football. She is here for her latest flame, Travis Kelce. Travis is here for the Kansas City Chiefs. And by the transitive property, the Swifties are here for the Kansas City Chiefs. This is the nightmare we’re in, people. Apologies for the light math.

Your New Favorite Super Bowl Betting Apps!

OCD OTB: Allows the user to compulsively check the status of the bet several times per minute. You can also improve the chances of your bet coming in by unplugging your television seventeen times, or counting the number of ceiling tiles twice before the game goes to commercial.

Thank You for Inviting Me to Your Super Bowl Party, But Why is This Nothing Like Friday Night Lights?

And did that fumble happen because the player is troubled by his girlfriend’s recent betrayal? Or because his ego is out of control and he’s been lazy at practice? Until I know his underlying emotional journey, I’m struggling to give a damn, honestly.

CARTOON: Bowl Blessings

Hail Mary's will be thrown. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

Adam Levine’s Tattoos’ Thoughts on the Super Bowl Halftime Show

MERMAID WITH WINGS HOLDING A SKULL: How’s the show going, guys? I can’t see anything because I’m on the back.

CARTOON: Super Bowl Halftime Show Closeted Maroon 5 Super Fans

Ugh, these guys are the WORST! Turn it up. Today's cartoon by Alexis Novak and Jason Chatfield.

Your Guide to the Super Bowl

A cool piece of trivia to know is that in the olden days, football used to be played with a blown up pig bladder, until one day, someone was like, “Hey guys, why don’t we try using one of these footballs we have lying around instead?”

Life After Simon & Garfunkel: Super Bowl Party

Oh, hello there. I’m actor and singing legend Art Garfunkel, and I’m wondering whether you and Gary are free to watch the Super Bowl with me on Sunday. Just a few friends gathering together, reveling in the thrill and glory of spor—no, not a big party. Just a few friends. Ah, no, Paul won’t be there.

All the Ways We're Avoiding Saying "The Super Bowl" in Our Rent-To-Own Furniture Commercial as to Not Be Sued by the NFL

"New England Loyalists vs Los Angeles Male Sheep" it's time for "Football's Season Finale"!

FOTO BOMB: Lady Gaga Super Bowl Halftime Show

The question everyone has. What will Lady Gaga wear and do…

Incredible Football Facts!

The first football was built as part of a New Deal–era jobs…

Super Bowl Vegas Odds

Experts predict close to $5 billion will be bet on Sunday's Super…