Super Bowl Vegas Odds

Experts predict close to $5 billion will be bet on Sunday’s Super Bowl LI between the New England Patriots and the Atlanta Falcons. The wagering will include all kinds of proposition bets on things such as which team will win the coin toss and who will be named the Most Valuable Player.


Here are the most intriguing proposition bets being offered in Las Vegas:


Will the Patriots be caught cheating in the first half or the second half?

Which will draw higher ratings — Bill O’Reilly’s pre-game interview with President Trump or the climax of the Puppy Bowl? (Puppy Bowl 1-5 favorite.)

How many players will be evaluated for a concussion and withheld from play for their own safety? (Over-under is minus-1.)

Which will last longer — the pre-game show or the booing of Commissioner Roger Goodell last when he presents the Lombardi Trophy?

When will coverage of the game be interrupted by some crazy shit Trump does?

How many NFL teams will move to Los Angeles during the game?

Who will be dressed more inappropriately — Lady Gaga or Bill Belichick?

Who makes the congratulatory phone call to the winning quarterback — Trump or Putin?