CARTOON: Extraterrestrial Attired

Wardrobe Woes. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Zoom Through

Hold it til after Uranus. Today's cartoon by Lance Risseeuw.

CARTOON: Galactic Giggles

Next stop, Uranus.

CARTOON: Sphere Here

Complex Creatures. Today's cartoon by Sarah Morrissette.

Op-Ed: I’m the Alien Controlling Mike Pence from Inside His Skull–Farewell, Earth 

I understand the grief many of you might feel now that you know the truth about Michael. Some of you loved him. Others despised him. But please, accept this: there is no “Mike Pence.” Michael was never real...

CARTOON: Intergalactic Taxes

Alien-nating paperwork. Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

Truly Terrible Signs That You Were Abducted By Aliens And Then Mindwiped

Large portions of the Bible no longer make very much sense. Rebel flag in the front yard is now hot pink and purple rather than red and blue. VHS tape of Legally Blonde 2 obviously watched but not rewound. And more!


Too bad everyone else picked it too. Today's cartoon by John Reynolds.

CARTOON: Spacey Housing Market

That shack on Mars looks like a gift. Today's cartoon by Frega DiPerri.

What To Expect When You're Expecting Extraterrestrials 

Keep It Classy-ish: If you decide to invite our friends from beyond the stars into your home for a casual chat, please do your best to make a good impression. For example, best to keep the tv off, but if you must keep it on, steer clear of things like The Bachelor and Fox News. I mean, c'mon... you're just making the rest of us look bad.

We, The Invading Aliens, Would Like To Thank Everyone Who Refused To Protect Themselves From Us

When your scientists discovered that each person we beam aboard our ships allows us to become stronger, the so-called “patriots” dug their heels in and vehemently declined protection. Despite the knowledge that being beamed aboard our ships could result in serious illness, severe probing, or death, they wanted nothing to do with the serum. Even when those we abducted were released back to earth and repented, urging anyone who was not yet protected to get the serum, they said, “I’d rather take my chances with the aliens than your newfangled potions.”

The Aliens On Mars Respond To Jeff Bezos’ Inhabitance There 5 Years From Now

From what I heard about Earth, this kind of colonization of peaceful places is...common? Things have gotten so much worse despite the ominous smile logo of the company that’s now on our new planet flag. 

CARTOON: Back To Normal

Nature is healing. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, is Pleased to Announce that the Nostromo is No Longer Under Quarantine

I know that many of you have been severely worried about what has been happening in your home, the commercial starship Nostromo. With the recent and prolonged attack from the alien that popped out of Kane, we know there is a real sense of worry about becoming impregnated and/or mutilated by said alien. Which is why we are messaging you today to update you on the state of the Nostromo and relieve some of those misguided fears.

CARTOON: Missing

About yay high and Shiny? Today's cartoon by Dave Whamond.

CARTOON: Jumped The Shark

"Damn, Season 45 was Crazy!" "Yeah, but the whole Virus plotline was over the top."

CARTOON: Leader?

Let's circle back. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.


Maybe stay for a while. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.


Killer Combo. Cartoon by Bob Eckstein.