Tag Archive for: war

When We Bombed Iran, We Totally 100% Meant to Make Oil More Expensive

When we bombed Iran, we totally 100% planned to make oil more expensive, thereby allowing more Russian oil to enter the market, so Putin can further bomb Ukraine. We encourage everyone everywhere to bomb their way to peace.

CARTOON: National Security Theater

Strategic Distraction. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Other Names Trump Considered Before Operation Midnight Hammer:

Operation Love Me Daddy, Operation Dumbo Drop Bomb, Operation Trumpenheimer, and more!

Letters From The Frontlines Of The War On Christmas

Sweetheart, Went to a Target tonight. I was horrified to learn the nutcrackers have turned gay. Why must these Secularists sexualize everything? Put your nuts in its mouth like the rest of us and enjoy the birth of our Lord. Merry Christmas, Jim

A New Round Of Russian Sanctions

MGM Studios will remaster Rocky IV by digitally replacing Ivan Drago with Jar Jar Binks, Siberia will now be called 'Other Alaska', Rubles are now worth .000095 of a shirt button, and more!

CARTOON: Doom Boom

Use it or lose it. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Booming Business

What we got for $2 trillion? Lots of happy military contractors. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Never Again

They reboot everything. Today's cartoon by Tom Chitty.

If ‘Wartime President’ Trump Had Been President During Past U.S. Wars

War of 1812: Grabs all portraits of the previous presidents when the British set fire to the White House, and then throws the paintings into the blaze.  Expresses disappointment that the “rat-infested” city of Baltimore is successfully defended.  Later takes credit for writing “The Star-Spangled Banner.”

CARTOON: War Crime Prez

Much more accurate. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Trump’s War

Want fries with that war? Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Oh Shoot

Let's triple check that one. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Memorial Day Picnic Tips

Honor our fallen soldiers by eating mayonnaise-based “salads” that have been sitting in the sun all day. And more.

Mr. Assad, We Find This One Specific Type Of Murder Unacceptable

Dear Mr. Assad, We, the collected powers of France, the…

PIC QUIP: ‘Fire and Fury’ Survival Tip #2

PIC QUIP: ‘Fire and Fury’ Survival Tip #1

The Aussie-American War – Letters from the Front

June 23, 2017 – Camp Pendleton, CA Dear Mom, Today,…

WORLD WAR C

It’s is difficult to remember the small events that preceded…