A New Round Of Russian Sanctions

MGM Studios will remaster Rocky IV by digitally replacing Ivan Drago with Jar Jar Binks, Siberia will now be called 'Other Alaska', Rubles are now worth .000095 of a shirt button, and more!

CARTOON: Doom Boom

Use it or lose it. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Booming Business

What we got for $2 trillion? Lots of happy military contractors. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Never Again

They reboot everything. Today's cartoon by Tom Chitty.

If 'Wartime President' Trump Had Been President During Past U.S. Wars

War of 1812: Grabs all portraits of the previous presidents when the British set fire to the White House, and then throws the paintings into the blaze.  Expresses disappointment that the “rat-infested” city of Baltimore is successfully defended.  Later takes credit for writing “The Star-Spangled Banner.”

CARTOON: War Crime Prez

Much more accurate. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Trump's War

Want fries with that war? Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.


Let's triple check that one. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Memorial Day Picnic Tips

Honor our fallen soldiers by eating mayonnaise-based “salads” that have been sitting in the sun all day. And more.

Mr. Assad, We Find This One Specific Type Of Murder Unacceptable

Dear Mr. Assad, We, the collected powers of France, the…

The Aussie-American War – Letters from the Front

June 23, 2017 – Camp Pendleton, CA Dear Mom, Today,…


It’s is difficult to remember the small events that preceded…