https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/boat-feat.jpg 330 432 Joe Wos https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Joe Wos2020-08-07 14:27:022020-08-07 14:27:02CARTOON: Every Boat Counts
Just get in the F#cking boat. Today's cartoon by Joe Wos.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/vote-wipes-feat.png 330 432 Allison Hirschlag https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Allison Hirschlag2020-03-06 17:38:112020-03-06 17:38:11If You Had COVID-19 and the Presidential Candidates Were Your Doctors
Trump: Probably just a cold. You should go back to work. *Resident behind him* He doesn't even work here.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/warren-booze.png 330 432 Emily Flake https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Emily Flake2020-03-06 15:01:282020-03-06 15:04:02Sample Scripts for the Elizabeth Warren Drunken Recrimination Phone Bank
You’ve indicated in the past that you’d be happy to vote for a woman, you just “weren’t that into” Hillary Clinton. And yet you’ve voiced concerns that Elizabeth Warren just isn’t “electable.” What does “electable” mean to you?
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/quiz-feat.png 330 432 Dan Caprera https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Dan Caprera2020-03-03 19:22:432020-03-03 19:25:39In These Fraught Times, We Need A President Who Will Unite The Nation With Honor, Integrity, And The Delicious Flavor Of Quiznos (SPONSORED CONTENT)
Ladies and gentlemen, in these tumultuous times, we understand that the road ahead of us is a long one. But remember... our founding fathers did not sacrifice their lives just for this nation to inherit a future of dry, stale, Jimmy-John's-flavored ineptitude.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/usa-questions-feat.png 330 432 Andy Cowan https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Andy Cowan2020-03-02 20:28:122020-12-31 17:39:20If the Candidates Could Debate My Own Problems
On Facebook, the world continues to forge relationships with obnoxious emojis at the expense of human-to-human contact and Harrison Ford is co-starring with a dog that doesn’t exist. How will you as president rein in the world’s growing artifice and bring back actual life to this country?
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/warren-feat.png 330 432 Emily Flake https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Emily Flake2020-02-20 20:11:222020-02-21 05:27:19My Name is Elizabeth Warren, and I Have a Plan to Destroy All of Them
Amy Klobuchar – Amy is smart, strong, and a real contender, which is why I look forward to our dance-off. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I have the wiry energy of a coked-up greyhound and I will END her.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/plums-feat.png 330 432 Grace Bahler https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Grace Bahler2020-02-20 17:01:172020-02-20 17:05:02The Democratic Candidates Ate The Plums That Were In The Icebox
Warren, “Yes, I ate every single plum. And yes, I knew that you wanted to eat them for lunch. But hey, I’m human, and probably the first woman to eat them. I don’t expect you to forgive me, but what if I told you that I’ve got a plan to replenish them? What if I told you that eating them was a part of my plan all along?”
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/MEME-FEAT.png 330 432 Tomo Lazovich https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Tomo Lazovich2020-02-18 21:01:592020-02-18 21:01:59Meme Counter-Programming For Democratic Candidates Who Aren’t Mike Bloomberg
Vote Memes in 2020!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/call-dem-feat.png 330 432 Tomo Lazovich https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Tomo Lazovich2020-01-14 16:31:192020-01-14 16:31:19Hollywood-Written Democratic Primary Call Scripts
Mayor Pete: Oof, wow! Mayor Pete? Why would I want a President who looks like a ventriloquist doll and a serial killer had a baby, am I right?!?
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Screenshot-2019-08-01-at-4.33.19-PM-1.png 330 432 Kit Lively https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kit Lively2019-08-01 20:45:252019-08-01 20:45:25Blistering Democratic Presidential Debate Clapbacks
"And we'd also like to thank Senator Sanders for being a champ and staying up past eight in order to attend these debates."
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/featured-image-template-train.png 330 432 Ali Solomon https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Ali Solomon2019-07-05 17:45:312019-07-05 17:51:04Thoughts on Choosing a 2020 Democratic Candidate, or Which Subway to Take Home at Night
Instead of going all the way, it's stopping somewhere in the middle. It's still running, but on a different platform than I expected. I don't feel safe with this choice after 11pm. And more!