https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/womans-face-book-feat-1.png 330 432 Liz Alterman https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Liz Alterman2022-10-04 13:34:122023-01-01 14:16:31Things People Say to Writers Translated
"You wrote a book! How exciting!" (Oh you poor delusional fool!) “Where do you get your ideas?” (You seem so dull in real life.) “Will I recognize any of the characters?” (Am I in it and can I sue you? )
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Willy Slickspeare, The Merchant of Menace, King Fear, The Dean of PG-13, and more!
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Tomatoes: It’s best to store your tomatoes at room temp. Putting your tomatoes in the fridge will transform them into water balloons of cold, wet, vegetal sand. At this point you can blend them into gazpacho, a cold, wet, vegetal broth that you’ll piss out in 21-22 minutes.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/poop-moses-feat.png 330 432 Bobbie Armstrong https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Bobbie Armstrong2022-07-19 15:54:552022-07-19 15:54:55ColonBroom FAQ
How long should I take ColonBroom? The feeling when I poop is nothing but the purest form of euphoria and triumph. Like Moses parting the Red Sea and leading his people out of Egypt. Like the Achaeans pouring out of the wooden horse and enveloping the streets of Troy. That moment on the brink of life and death, that point of no return when you’re still extremely nauseous from giving rectal birth to a pound of raw broccoli, but already thinking about the leftover burrito in the fridge.
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This episode's guest is author and comedy performer Haley McGee! We have a wonderful chat about dating and the value of the gifts from an ex. Her new book, 'The Ex-Boyfriend Yard Sale' is out now. Check it out! http://www.haleymcgee.ca
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Between supply chain shortages, lingering pandemic, and the de facto legalization of coup attempts, everything is still a mess, and we know you’ve been too preoccupied with your ongoing nervous breakdown to get your shopping done. Lucky for you, Humorist Books is here with our 2021 Holiday Humor Book Gift Guide!
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HAVE YOU NOTICED an influx of fashionistas in your neighborhood? These newcomers and their fabulous everyday infinity scarves are so intriguing that you’ve already snatched a few strangers from their research vessel. But even though you were raised by alligators or gestated in a nuclear cooling pool, you understand that these encounters have not been on point.
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Fiction friction. Today's cartoon by Scott Masear.
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Make rejection your brand and try to monetize that somehow. Reflect on the fact that others who have found great success are significantly younger or older than you... but no one is exactly your age. Consult an attorney about suing for some kind of age discrimination. Scream into the void. And more!
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First lesson free. Today's cartoon by John Reynolds.
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Social distancing before it was cool. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/agatha-feat.png 330 432 John J King https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png John J King2020-11-13 22:41:222020-11-13 22:41:22Agatha Christie Heroine Responds to Trump's Attempted Coup by Taking an Ample Breakfast
Upon reading the news, in the East Chipping Gazette, that US President Donald Trump refused to concede the election – which he lost handily to Joseph R. Biden Jr in both the electoral and popular vote – British murder mystery ingenue Daphne Hammond closed the paper and asked Griselda to bring in a second poached egg, and sugar for the tea.
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The opening chords for the classic Beatles version of “Twist and Shout” could not be heard but Grimer began to sing along anyway, swaying and sashaying, all cute and delightful, motioning to the hundreds of businessmen glancing out their high rise office windows, including a certain advertising copywriter who did a doubletake when he saw a girl who looked exactly like his daughter, which was all but impossible, as she was still in school, she never skipped!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/high-school-2-feat.jpg 330 432 Nicole Hebdon https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Nicole Hebdon2020-07-24 21:07:542020-07-24 21:07:54How to Simulate Your Ten Year Reunion at Home
“Of course I remember you! I was homecoming queen after all, and a queen always remembers her subjects. I’m just kidding. Not about homecoming queen. I was homecoming queen, and also cheerleading captain, and student vice president, remember? Remember that great halftime show our senior year?”
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/joe-feat.png 330 432 Joe Raiola https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Joe Raiola2020-03-11 21:19:562020-03-11 21:19:56An Ignorant Satirist Answers Your Questions About Coronavirus
Q: How can I protect myself? A: Sorry, you can’t. The universe is a totally random place. How else can we possibly understand the popularity of 'Dancing With The Stars'?
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/artist-feat.png 330 432 Catherine Weingarten https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Catherine Weingarten2019-12-05 16:14:382019-12-05 16:14:38Questionable Artist Residencies
We here at Chipotle are officially looking for an artist in residence. The program involves your working at Chipotle full time with no pay or benefits, but you have an artist studio to use for up to 15 minutes a day.
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Put pancake mix into a ketchup bottle for easy squeezing. This will give you more time to write forced, unnatural dialogue.
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This episode of Talkward welcomes San Francisco based humor writer, actor, comedian, playwright, and engineer Irving Ruan. Irving writes regularly for The New Yorker, McSweeney's, Weekly Humorist as well SlackJaw, where he is also an editor!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/writing.png 330 432 Graham Techler https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Graham Techler2019-03-19 15:42:442019-03-19 15:44:41The Best Spots in New York to Get A Little Quiet Writing Done
Onstage at the Al Hirschfeld Theatre: Do you have the old play-based creativity-inclusive content bug? Scratch that itch by standing onstage at the Al Hirschfeld during a performance of Kinky Boots and type away.
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This episode of Talkward welcomes humor writer and delightful Midwesterner Mia Mercado! Mia writes regularly for The New Yorker, McSweeney's, The Belladonna and Weekly Humorist. During our chat she reveals an exclusive announcement about her new book deal, her writing process habits - one of which includes being in a cafe, wearing headphones, listening to ambient sounds of...a cafe and more!
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Today on Talkward is comedy writer and super star sex and dating podcast host Courtney Kocak! Courtney hosts the 'Reality Bytes' podcast- tune in every week for real talk about sex, love, relationships & dating in the digital age. We discuss having your gentiles molded in custom sex toys, her new experiences in standup comedy and being a writer for Amazon's Danger & Eggs!
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Today on Talkward is our first repeat guest, New York Times bestselling author, award winning cartoonist and snowman expert Bob Eckstein! Bob's new book The Illustrated History of the Snowman is out now! We discuss Steampunk's rise in the 1980s, the ongoing holiday decorations feud with his neighbor and making squirrels dance for his pleasure. Oh, and we happen upon the topic of snowman pornography!
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Today on Talkward is guest Lillian Stone! Lillian is a comedy…
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Today on Talkward is comedy writer and stand-up comic Ginny Hogan!…
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This episode of Talkward welcomes comedy writer and performer…
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Today on Talkward is comedy writer and occasional poet Andy…