World’s Best Stepdad On PornHub Tank

Dad, What’s In This Mug? Let Me Taste That…. Oh, Dad… You Promised! You Promised!! Mug

World’s #1 Dad, Is What I Told The Parole Board Mug

I Fathered 3 Children, And All I Got Was This Crummy T-Shirt. Also, Sued For Child Support. T-Shirt

Papa Cocaine Bear

Dad, Finally A Hole That You Weren’t Able To Get Into. Golf Shirt

Another Day On The Lake, Covered In Blood With No Memory Of How I Got There. T-Shirt

According To Maury Povich, I’m A Dad!! T-shirt

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Kit Lively

Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence