Recent Posts from the Local Ring Neighborhood App

Hey, guess who got a Ring video doorbell?  And when you install it, you become part of the neighborhood network of people who think they are citizen crime fighters but are really just very nosy people.  For example:

Tuesday 7:20 pm

Did anyone experience a sudden power outage?  My internet is down.  I don’t know how I’m posting this.

Thursday 10:32 am

Just heard what sounded like gunshots in my house.  Nobody else heard that, right?

Sunday 7:14 pm

I thought my camera was showing people watching football on my front lawn, but it turns out I installed the camera backwards and was recording my living room.  So now I’m never going to figure out who stole my hedges.

Monday 7:00 pm

Avast!  There be porch pirates plundering my front stoop!

Wednesday 4:17 pm

Lost dog.  Missing an ear.  Limping badly.  Lost tail in accident. He needs his medication.  Answers to “Lucky.”

Tuesday 8:08 pm

Can you see the footage I posted?  Are delivery men supposed to do that when they drop off your package?

Saturday 12:42 am

Disregard that footage of a raccoon going through my trash.  It was my Uncle Dave.  He’s quite petite.

Thursday 3:33 pm

I keep seeing people post night footage of strangers checking to see if car doors are open.  Why doesn’t anyone try the doors on my ’95 Chevrolet Cavalier?  I’ve even left the keys in it.

Monday 1:53 pm

Found, white and brown cat.  Was delicious.

Friday 2:25 pm

What’s that weird smell?  It smells like gas.  Does anyone else in the neighborhood small itt?  Its berry strung.  I’m getting sleeeeeepy

Thursday 4:02 am

Hey, if any of you had your doorbell camera on between midnight and one, I’d appreciate it if you could delete that footage.  No one needs to see my husband streaking the neighborhood.

Monday 5:33 pm

Whoever keyed my car today, you’re just really lucky my new wind chime was blocking the camera.  But I’m adjusting it, so you better not try it again!