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    Teenage Mutant Ninja Box Turtles, Resident Eagle, Snake invaders, and more #VeterinarianVideoGames on this week's trending joke game!

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    Jacqueline Onassis wasn’t genuinely too upset about being splashed with the blood and brain matter of her husband, but was “significantly perturbed” by ample amounts of same finding their way into her blueberry yogurt.

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  • DOGE FAQ For Federal Employees Returning to the Office

    Question: Will employees be allowed to use scented candles in their offices? Answer: Yes, but the approved scents are patriotism, tobacco, and Coors Light.

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    Holding hands while enjoying one another’s company during a romantic walk is an excellent way to build onto that initial spark of attraction.  Of course, don’t wander beyond the perimeter of the electric  security gate or camp personnel will have no other choice than to shoot both of you on sight.



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Humorist Podcasts

The Cartoon Pad w/ guest Don Young

This time on the Pad we chat with Hollywood go-getter, the multi-talented Don Young! From humble beginnings in Toronto, to NYC for acting in TV & Film, to Hollywood, selling screenplays to Carl Reiner and playing pool with Sammy Davis Jr. (after acting together in Cannonball Run). Hanging out with Hannah & Barbara, and chatting with Fara Fawcett about theater… Don has some STORIES! Plus he wrote for Inspector Gadget, Marty’s favorite childhood show. He’s got a new YA series called THE 4MIDABLES! GO GO Gadget check it out!

Humorist Books

Featuring humor novels, cartoon collections, children’s book parodies, and more!

Greg Maxwell’s Inferno:The Erotic, Judeo-Christian, Modern-Day Odyssey No One Asked For

by Keith James

Hell has come to claim the last mortal universe. A bleeding tower has burst through the 24-Hour Fitness parking lot. Demons circle the city of San Diego. One name is called to challenge Lucifer’s Champion: Greg Maxwell.

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Lyssa Strata: A Comedy for the Frustrated 

by Martti Nelson

A small-town librarian finds her voice and kicks some misogynist butt in the process. Inspired by the classical Greek comedy, Lysistrata, librarian Lyssa Strata has long begged the Town Council of Athena, Massachusetts to repeal its disgusting, old, misogynist, and racist laws, but the Council, an all-male entity for 400 years, has blown her off as a redheaded spinster—who, according to a 1673 law, should legally be run out of town at the end of a musket upon a poor fiscal year. When Lyssa seeks to invade the male bastion as the first woman ever on the Council, the men in charge treat her candidacy as a hilarious joke; that is, until Lyssa leads the women of the town on a sex strike.

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The Witch Demands a Retraction: Fairy Tale Reboots for Adults

by Melissa Balmain (Author), Ron Barrett (Illustrator)

Pinocchio Runs for Office, The Peeved Piper, Not So Snow White and so many more in this twisted collection of adult fairy tales!

This hilarious collection of poems by Melissa Balmain puts a grown-up, contemporary spin on the stories and characters we all learned as children, from Little Red Riding Hood, to the Three Bears, the Pied Piper, and Cinderella; each delightfully depicted in full-color by Ron Barrett, (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs) one of the best and award winning illustrators in the business.

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Seven Easy Steps To Go To Hell

by Brandon Hicks

What you see is not always the whole picture, as you’ll learn on your journey to HELL!

Occupying the lowest rung on the demonic corporate ladder, Beezle, Buzzle, and Barb have the unenviable task of ensuring enough souls are going to Hell. Using their patented Seven Deadly Sins™ method, the trio explains how you can get yourself a one-way ticket.

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The # * % < ! + & Year in Review

by Ron Hauge

From Emmy® Award winner Ron Hauge (The Simpsons, Seinfeld, The Ren & Stimpy Show, In Living Color) comes ‘The # * % < ! + & Year In Review', a retrospective collection of single-panel, full-color cartoons selected from his popular Instagram account. The year 2020 will not soon be forgotten, but perhaps we can gain a little perspective with these biting, often outrageous illustrations lampooning Trump, the pandemic, social unrest, the whole mess. BUY NOW 

The Elements of Stress and the Pursuit of Happy-ish in this Current Sh*tstorm

by Bob Eckstein & Michael Shaw

THE ELEMENTS OF STRESS and the Pursuit of Happy-ish in this Current Sh*tstorm is a humorous handbook to help readers better deal with the challenges and headaches of our times, from overeating, to love problems, money woes, global warming, night sweats, winter itch, general anxiety, and so much more. Plus, over 70 stress-defusing cartoons from two of the best gag cartoonists

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Dumb Jokes For Smart Folks

by Jessica Delfino

Dumb Jokes For Smart Folks delivers a grown-up spin on the quintessential children’s joke book. Chock-full of silly wordplay and looney leaps in logic, this collection touches on a variety of topics and themes, from the great outdoors, to celebrities, outer space, and recreational cannabis. Perfect for readers who wish to reconnect with their inner-child or anyone who enjoys a good guffaw- or groan-worthy joke.

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A Gaslight in the Attic

by Matt Lassen

A Gaslight in the Attic is an expert satire of the Donald Trump presidency written from the perspective of the man himself! The book parodies the Shel Silverstein classic “A Light in the Attic” with original poems chronicling Trumpisms, his lies and contradictions and the classic “look this way so you don’t see that” gaslighting at its best! The over 70 hilarious original poems include original Shel Silverstein-esque pen and ink illustrations to enjoy along with it!

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A Gaslight in the Attic

by Matt Lassen

A Gaslight in the Attic is an expert satire of the Donald Trump presidency written from the perspective of the man himself! The book parodies the Shel Silverstein classic “A Light in the Attic” with original poems chronicling Trumpisms, his lies and contradictions and the classic “look this way so you don’t see that” gaslighting at its best! The over 70 hilarious original poems include original Shel Silverstein-esque pen and ink illustrations to enjoy along with it!

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From the Campaign Trail or Thereabouts

by Michael Bleicher & Andy Newton

From the Campaign Trail or Thereabouts dives into the contradictory, divided, and all-too-often unsettling state of the union. Like Huck Finn meets Game Change, the novel examines the politicians and popular figures who played starring roles in 2016 and holds up a mirror to the electorate that ultimately made Trumpism possible.

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Read what all the fuss is about…

#VeterinarianVideoGames

Teenage Mutant Ninja Box Turtles, Resident Eagle, Snake invaders, and more #VeterinarianVideoGames on this week’s trending joke game!

Biggest Surprises Revealed In JFK Assassination Files…

Jacqueline Onassis wasn’t genuinely too upset about being splashed with the blood and brain matter of her husband, but was “significantly perturbed” by ample amounts of same finding their way into her blueberry yogurt.

DOGE FAQ For Federal Employees Returning to the Office

Question: Will employees be allowed to use scented candles in their offices? Answer: Yes, but the approved scents are patriotism, tobacco, and Coors Light.

Your Work Camp Or Mine?  A Guide To Dating In Trump’s Dystopian Future

Holding hands while enjoying one another’s company during a romantic walk is an excellent way to build onto that initial spark of attraction.  Of course, don’t wander beyond the perimeter of the electric  security gate or camp personnel will have no other choice than to shoot both of you on sight.

#GiveBoozeTheBlues

Gin and Toxic, Gloomshine, Depresso Martini, and more #GiveBoozeTheBlues on this week’s trending joke game!

Customer Reviews of the New Tesla Dealership at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

“The salesman mumbled something about the car outlasting social security, which is a weird thing to say. Don’t recommend.”

Texts From My Neighbor: Could You Take Care of My Plants? Oh, and One Other Thing…

2/13/2025 at 2:17 am :Thanks so much for agreeing to water my plants! Wanted to give you the rundown: Just fill up the measuring cup next to the sink with water and share it among the plants. Then, do 400 jumping jacks near my window so the water settles and distributes evenly. That’s it! Thanks again, Chica!

Adjusted for Inflation

1969: Six kids in the Brady Bunch Now: 52 kids in the Brady Bunch

Leaked: Donald Trump’s Initial List of Cabinet Picks!

Department of Homeland Security: The Cigarette Smoking Man (X-Files) As head of a shadowy syndicate, the cigarette smoking man certainly knows his way around a bureaucracy bogged down in red tape. Carrying the ignominious nickname ‘Cancer Man,’ he participated in a decade-long cover up that involved preparing Earth for an alien invasion. 

#CarnalCarnivalAttractions

Tit-A-Whirl, Humper Cars, Log Floozy, and more #CarnalCarnivalAttractions on this week’s trending joke game!

Avenue Qanon and 10 Other Trump Themed Musicals to Replace Hamilton at the Kennedy Center 

Avenue Qanon, Scamilton, The Lyin’ King, and more!

Meet The Newest Smurfs! 

Horny Smurfette: Gets paid to show her Smurf online on her OnlySmurfs account. Most notoriously streamed video of herself Smurfing over a hundred Smurfs.

Joey, Baby, How’s My Favorite President Doing?

Calm down, I’m not saying game shows gotta be your bag. My point is you’ve got the pick of the litter right now. Even Rogan’s people want a piece of the action. You just need to trust me, baby. You’ve got the look and I’ve got the connections.

How To Identify Canadian-Made Products

It is sold with a pack of hockey cards and a heartfelt apology for any inconvenience.

CARTOON: Congestion Below

Mousepad to Mousepad Traffic. Today's cartoon by Zip Freeman.

Most Romantic Monster Truck Rally Jumbotron Messages

“Ashleigh, I want your militia to meet my militia.”

A History of Reality TV Programs Developed By Mattel, The Makers of UNO

Next month on CBS, the storm has cleared and six of the hunkiest men you’ve ever seen are dropped off onto UNO island where they’ll compete to find last season’s missing hunks. Rescued contestants get dealt in to the finale game of UNO, but only one will leave with the Wild Card Queen (as long as she is also found). 

If Senate Confirmation Hearings Were Like Regular Interviews

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.: Have you ever made spaghetti alfredo with fresh garlic and tapeworms? Did you cook the garlic first? Did you wait until the bear was dead before extracting the tapeworms? Did you use organic whipping cream and imported parmesan cheese? Did you inject the tub of butter into your vein to ward off smallpox and then have to go back to the supermarket to get another? Do you like touching your own eyeballs? Who are you?

Options To Replace The “End Racism” Super Bowl Message That Align With The Trump Administration

Let’s Just Say We Ended Racism Resume Racism Choose Whiteness, and more!

#AnimalizeAnActor

Dolphin Lundgren, Christian Whale, Geese Witherspoon, and more #AnimalizeAnActor on this week's trending joke game!

Excerpts from Kafka’s The Metamorphosis, or from My Life as a Remote Worker?

He realized now that he was reduced to nothing more than an animal, although he was still capable of human feelings.

CARTOON: Faux-mingos

Plastic Pink. Today's cartoon by Katherine Bettis.

CARTOON: Ocean Voyeurs

Breach of Privacy. Today's cartoon by Thomas Wykes.

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#VeterinarianVideoGames

Teenage Mutant Ninja Box Turtles, Resident Eagle, Snake invaders, and more #VeterinarianVideoGames on this week's trending joke game!

Biggest Surprises Revealed In JFK Assassination Files…

Jacqueline Onassis wasn’t genuinely too upset about being splashed with the blood and brain matter of her husband, but was “significantly perturbed” by ample amounts of same finding their way into her blueberry yogurt.

DOGE FAQ For Federal Employees Returning to the Office

Question: Will employees be allowed to use scented candles in their offices? Answer: Yes, but the approved scents are patriotism, tobacco, and Coors Light.

Your Work Camp Or Mine?  A Guide To Dating In Trump’s Dystopian Future

Holding hands while enjoying one another’s company during a romantic walk is an excellent way to build onto that initial spark of attraction.  Of course, don’t wander beyond the perimeter of the electric  security gate or camp personnel will have no other choice than to shoot both of you on sight.

CARTOON: Virtual Skies

Remote Control. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Sneaky Snacking

Cheese Betrayal. Today's cartoon by Bill Thomas.

CARTOON: Sharper Smiles

Bite Right. Today's cartoon by Katherine Bettis.

#GiveBoozeTheBlues

Gin and Toxic, Gloomshine, Depresso Martini, and more #GiveBoozeTheBlues on this week's trending joke game!

Customer Reviews of the New Tesla Dealership at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

“The salesman mumbled something about the car outlasting social security, which is a weird thing to say. Don’t recommend.”