‘105 Luftballons’ and 9 Other Rock ‘N Roll Recounts
With all the hullabaloo surrounding the recent recounts in Florida and Georgia, the following tunes were given a recount. The results tabulated as follows:
105 Luftballons
Nena
97 Problems, turns out a bitch is one
Jay Z
5 Times A Lady
Commodores
Working 9 to 8
Dolly Parton
27th Nervous Breakdown
Rolling Stones
17 Guns
Greenday
106 Ways to Die
Metallica
Take 7
Dave Brubeck Quartet
Three Nights in Bangkok
Murray Head
57 Ways to Leave Your Love
Paul Simon
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…
