11 Statements More Accurate Than “Boys Will Be Boys”
Girls Will Be Paid Less
Dick Pics Will Be Unsolicited
The Book Will Be Better Than The Movie
Edwin McCain Will Be Better When He’s Older
“The Great British Bake-Off” Will Be Tastefully Understated
Taylors Will Be Swift And Frequent With Culturally Tone-Deaf Behaviors
“Well, Actually” Will Be A Movie With An All White Male Cast and Crew
Inclusivity Will Be Solely About Appearances Not Action
White Cops Will Be Judged Only On The First 15 Shots Fired
Men Will Be The Governing Authority Over Female Bodies
Sexual Predators Will Be Elected President
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E. Napoletano is bigger than a taco but smaller than an Airstream trailer and resides on Chicago’s north side with one Small Dog, one Asshole Cat, and one spouse who looks like Clark Kent. They’ve been entertaining digital folx on their personal blog since 2008 and can be seen around the internet with blazing bylines on various corporate mastheads. Because rent.
