11 Statements More Accurate Than “Boys Will Be Boys”

Girls Will Be Paid Less


Dick Pics Will Be Unsolicited


The Book Will Be Better Than The Movie


Edwin McCain Will Be Better When He’s Older


“The Great British Bake-Off” Will Be Tastefully Understated


Taylors Will Be Swift And Frequent With Culturally Tone-Deaf Behaviors


“Well, Actually” Will Be A Movie With An All White Male Cast and Crew


Inclusivity Will Be Solely About Appearances Not Action


White Cops Will Be Judged Only On The First 15 Shots Fired


Men Will Be The Governing Authority Over Female Bodies


Sexual Predators Will Be Elected President