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11 Statements More Accurate Than “Boys Will Be Boys”

Girls Will Be Paid Less

 

Dick Pics Will Be Unsolicited

 

The Book Will Be Better Than The Movie

 

Edwin McCain Will Be Better When He’s Older



 

“The Great British Bake-Off” Will Be Tastefully Understated

 

Taylors Will Be Swift And Frequent With Culturally Tone-Deaf Behaviors

 

“Well, Actually” Will Be A Movie With An All White Male Cast and Crew

 

Inclusivity Will Be Solely About Appearances Not Action

 

White Cops Will Be Judged Only On The First 15 Shots Fired

 

Men Will Be The Governing Authority Over Female Bodies

 

Sexual Predators Will Be Elected President