Bummer Bumper Stickers
Honk If You Love Jesus, But Think That His Followers Are A Bunch Of Assholes
My Other Car Is My Current Home
Love Your Neighbor, But Be Sure To Ask Permission First
If You Can Read This, You’re Probably Not A Byproduct Of The American Educational System
Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me (And By That, I’m Referring To The Person In My Trunk)
I Brake 4 Moments When I’m Having Another CNN-Induced Panic Attack
Honk If You’re Horny, But In A Very Respectful Way
I’m Proud Of My Son, Even Though He’s Stolen This Car Several Times
I’d Rather Be Driving Without This Cold, Hollow Pit In My Stomach, But Oh Well
Save The Planet, Or At Least Find A Good Hiding Place
Jesus Loves You; I’m Not Sure Why He Hasn’t Called You Back Yet
You’re Driving Too Close, Which May Just Be A Symptom Of My Intimacy Issues