Son of Hollywood Memo I.P. Daily Newsletter

As members are well aware, between networks, cable companies, VOD, streaming outlets, and way too many gas station pumps, media content remains in high demand.  We have been scanning through Intellectual Property (IP) to see what is available to produce.  Then we had an idea, what if we took old IP and mixed it with some ripped-from-the-headlines stories?  So, we asked Alexa to do just that.  Here’s a list of your next slate of hit shows.  You’re welcome. 

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Shreker

Shrek, a grumpy lone-wolf survivalist ogre uses his instincts and body functions to find the missing fairy tale characters and collect rewards.

FBI: Judge Arresting Unit

An elite band of FBI agents are assigned to arrest and jail judges who irk them.

Who Wants to Afford Eggs?

New game show where the top prizes are eggs.  Not necessarily chicken eggs, but still, eggs.

Abbott & Costello Elementary

The last two employees of the Department of Education arrive at an inner city school and they just confuse everyone.

Helsbeth

Eccentric lawyer solves murders but in a much scarier, grittier, and less quirky version of New York City that the GOP and Andrew Cuomo are putting forth.

Dire Teen Wolf

Scientists create a teen from ancient wolf DNA and a basketball and it goes as expected.

SNL: El Salvador

The cast and crew of the satire show will now be broadcasting from elsewhere.  They know why.

Tom Tariff-ic

Cartoon character goes around charging people extra for stuff, but goes bankrupt anyway.

Meet Depressed

Journalists from around the country get together to discuss how bummed out and downcast they are about current events.

CSI: PBS

After suffering devastating cutbacks, The Public Broadcasting Service sets up its own investigative unit to earn money by solving crimes.

Star Whoops: A Star Wars Story

A group of rebels join forces with other rebels to bring down the Empire, but everyone keeps voting for the Emperor anyway.

The Golden Conclave

The new reality show where a group of senior bachelors have to mix and mingle and pick a new Pope at the very special Rosary Ceremony.

Marvel’s Agents of I.C.E.

An elite group of secret federal workers kidnap people off the street and send them back to the country they came from.  Mostly.  Sometimes.

The To-daylight Saving Show

In anticipation of all those “Block the Clock” laws circulating, we’re suggesting NBC do this new show.  It’s the same Today Show, but it starts an hour earlier.

Only Illegals in the Building

Residents of a swanky Manhattan CO-OP decide to find and deport illegal aliens, but only ones that live in the building.  It turns out, there’s quite a few…