Popular Romantic Comedies Rewritten for 2021

Did You Hear About the Morgans? They’re In Prison for Joining the January 6 Insurrection

Some Like It Hot, and They Must Be Thrilled, Because July 2021 Was the Hottest Ever Recorded

13 Going on 30: A Meta-Analysis of Rising COVID Infection Rates in the United States

Crazy Rich Asians’ Impressive Wealth Unfortunately Doesn’t Protect Them from Abusive Behavior from Racist Assholes

10 Things I Hate About You, Including the Fact That You Believe the Myth of Widespread Voter Fraud

While You Were Not Actually Sleeping Because You Were Lying Awake Wondering If We’re Living in a Simulation

You’ve Got Mail: It’s Your First Advance Child Tax Credit!

When Harry Met Sally, She Told Him Her COVID Vaccine Made Her Magnetic

The Five-Year Engagement Really Doesn’t Seem So Long When It Takes 20 Years to Pay Off Your Student Loans

He’s Just Not That Into You—Or Maybe He Currently Only Has the Mental Energy to Eat Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and Watch Bo Burnham’s Inside

Sleepless in Seattle Because It’s 115 Degrees for Fuck’s Sake

The Big Sick: Could It Possibly Be Havana Syndrome?

Two Weeks Notice Seems Pretty Generous When the Federal Minimum Wage Is Still $7.25

The Truth About Cats and Dogs: They Really Do Not Want You to Go Back to the Office

Zach and Miri Made a Porno But Now They Both Have an OnlyFans (for now)

When You’re Under the Tuscan Sun, Make Sure Your Sunscreen Doesn’t Contain Benzene

Four Maskless Weddings That Led to at Least One Funeral

To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before, I’ve Noticed That You’re Not Following Me on TikTok

Trainwreck: The Disastrous Effects of American’s Failing Infrastructure

There’s Something About Mary That Makes You Think She’s the Kind of Person Who’d Fill Plastic Bags with Gasoline

500 Days of Summer Might Convince People That Climate Change Is Real

Waiting to Exhale Until You Put Your Mask on Would Be Appreciated Since You Refuse to Get Vaccinated

How to Marry a Billionaire