A Manly Holiday Gift Guide of Manly Gifts for the Manly Men in Your Life  

1. Gun-Shaped Skin Care 

Guys’ faces are always covered in oil and grease from their intense days of fixing cars. When it’s time to clean up for those holiday photos, he will go nuts over this face wash from XTREME Menz’s “GUNZ” collection that ships all of its products in life-size replicas of a Winchester Hunter Bolt Action Rifle.

2. Ax-of-the-Month Club Subscription

Who cares if you live in New York, men lose it when they see a tree and don’t have an ax on hand to cut it down. This service delivers a new ax at the beginning of every month so he never loses out on a tree-cutting opportunity again.

3. A Monogrammed Cooler That’s Also A Flask

   
   
   

Make your guy’s game day extra special with this cooler that’s bigger than your fridge. Personalize it with his monogrammed initials, but also the initials of the very first whiskey he ever drank at his cousin’s wedding when he was twelve — Canadian Club. Christmas morning shines brighter when you fill the 150 liter flask on the side of the cooler with CC to remind him of his older brother tricking him into drinking it.

4.  Actual Stones 

Whiskey is the only drink men like and we all know that watered down whiskey is basically a Shirley Temple. But since you probably got him whiskey stones already, you can also surprise him with regular stones. Guys love having fun by drinking whiskey and banging rocks together in the backyard to make music.

5. Knives 

For those guys who are just too impatient to wait for their monthly ax subscription. These mini-axes can be kept in a pocket or on the counter and are perfect for when he’s cutting up the 15 pounds of raw steak he eats a night.

6. Monthly Tucker Max Subscription 

Between drinking their favorite IPA “Bro Tank” and skinning squirrels they found in the park to make mittens, dudes just don’t have time to read. Once a month, this personalized service will deliver a summary of a chapter in Tucker Max’s book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell so your guy will never run out of laughs.

7. A flask with a Mini-Flask Hidden on the Side of It. 

This flask with a secret tiny flask attached to the side of it is perfect for every guys’ favorite drinking occasion like your sister’s wedding or your grandma’s funeral. The main flask is for the whiskey he shares with the bros and the secret side flask holds the White Claw you got him hooked on as a joke.

8. 15-in-1 Bathroom Product

Listen, it just doesn’t make sense for guys to spend time on an intensive bathroom regimen that cuts into their time hunting and gathering with the boys. This shampoo-conditioner-body wash-deodorant-facial cleanser-toner-lotion-sunscreen-antibacterial soap-toothpaste-mouthwash-shaving cream-after shave-cologne-pomade is the only product he’ll ever need in the bathroom.

9. Foldable Ladder with Camo Detail 

Guys love climbing things as a show of dominance and territory marking. This practical gift makes their lives a bit easier with a foldable 10’ ladder that’s decked out in their all-time, #1 favorite color: camouflage.

10. Chairs

Guys have only recently discovered how awesome it is to sit on something that’s not a wood floor/bean bag combo. And since the only furniture in their apartments are a TV, a PS4 and the air mattress they sleep on, this chair with a Boeing AH-64 Apache helicopter decal really shows you support his 18-hour Call of Duty sessions.

11. His Prescriptions 

You can pick these up at the pharmacy on 168th and Broadway about three blocks from his apartment. They’re under the name “Rebecca,” his mom’s name since she got them filled, and you can always wrap them in some fun packaging (maybe a gun?) so he thinks he’s getting a treat.

12. A Fleshlight that’s also a Flask

It’s the gift that keeps on giving.