A Midsummer’s Night Big Bang Theory
Proof that by adding the word “Bazinga,” you can turn any Shakespeare character into a one dimensional Sitcom character.
Oh, Romeo. Oh, Romeo, where fore art thou, Romeo? Bazinga!
This is the season of our discontent. Bazinga!
Et tu, Brute? Bazinga!
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. Bazinga!
The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Bazinga!
If music be the food of love, play on. Bazinga!
All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players. Bazinga!
To sleep, perchance to dream. Bazinga!
We are such stuff as dreams are made on. Bazinga!
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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…
