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Other New Peloton Products To Improve Every Person In Our Lives
The woman in the Peloton TV ad seems so happy that her husband generously provided her with a Christmas gift that will ensure that she stays in pristine physical shape, and great psychological shape as well, since she won’t have to worry quite so much about him losing interest and leaving her in the near future. But what about everyone else in our lives? Surely we can help them out with improvements as well, right?
Other New Peloton Products To Improve Every Person In Our Lives
Peloton Weird, Cheesy Smell From Inside Your Belly Button Deodorizer
Peloton’s Shitty-Personality-B-Gone
Peloton Toenail-Trimming Enforcement Set
Peloton Noisy Chewing Volume-Lowering Kit
Peloton Man’s Effeminate-Walk-Corrector
Peloton Crooked Erection Straightener
Peloton Rambling Racist Diatribe Muffler
Peloton Dutch Oven Cooler
Peloton Heavy Sigh / Eye Rolling Reducer
Peloton Ogling Vision Nullifier
Peloton Accidentally Farting During Sex Silencer Unit
Peloton Drunken Dancing Destabilizer
Peloton PMS-Comment Scrambler
Peloton Scrotum Cool-Mist Humidifier Kit
Peloton Fantasy Football Interest Reducer
Peloton Weird, Unflattering Facial Expressions During Sex Numbing Kit
Peloton Flushing Enforcer
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
