Katy Maiolatesi – Weekly Humorist

About Katy Maiolatesi

Katy Maiolatesi is a comedy writer with words in Reductress, The Belladonna, Weekly Humorist, and her annoyed dog's face. You can find her on Twitter and Instagram @kmaiolatesi and at katymaiolatesi.com.

Entries by Katy Maiolatesi

Originals

Conversations Between a Woman and the Dog She’s Unknowingly Dating on ‘Love Is Blind’

by Katy Maiolatesi
March 26, 2024

KELSIE R.: Babe! OMG that is so great you feel the same way! I’ve had no luck in the past and 100% of the guys I’ve dated have cheated on me. But you get me, and I know just by talking to you that you’d never stray. I’m getting loyal vibes! Maverick, I think–no I know–I’m falling in love with you. And you don’t have to say it back. I know it’s soon. [MAVERICK lifts his leg and pees in a plant.]

Originals

I’m a Horse, and I Never Asked to Be Anyone’s Therapist

by Katy Maiolatesi
January 30, 2024

Riding me is one thing, but when people want to disclose their most depraved thoughts I’m like, “Whoa whoa whoa! Maybe we should get to know each other a bit first!”

Best of 2023

If Famous Crime Movies Revolved Around Kohl’s Cash

by Katy Maiolatesi
June 1, 2023

Point Break: FBI rookie Johnny Utah is tasked with catching a group of masked thieves who rob Kohl’s cashiers at gunpoint for all the Kohl’s Cash in their drawers, plus some checkout line chocolate. Utah learns the bandits are surfers and they have been robbing Kohl’s Cash so they can buy sick surfing graphic tees.