Donald Says: A variation on the classic “Simon Says” and a GOP must-play. One person pretends to be Donald Trump and says, “Donald says ‘[insert action here]’.” All the players must do what Donald says. If the person doesn’t insert “Donald says” when requesting the action, those who do the action are out. The last person still in office, or not yet roasting in hellfire, wins.
I’ve been suspended from Fox News for TWO whole weeks! I feel like I’m missing senior prom.
Nancy Pelosi has her work cut out for her at the State of the Union Address. She’ll need to avoid Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.) because he told her to call “the wall” a “wangdoodle” and now she can’t stop reading Urban Dictionary. Also, she’s really hoping Trump doesn’t mistake Stacey Abrams for April Ryan. But mostly, she’s worried she won’t be able to keep to keep her mouth shut as masterfully as Mike Pence and Paul Ryan did at last year’s SOTU.
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