Popular Hues for an End-Stage World

These pinks on pinks on pinks create an effect that makes the shrinking middle class puke the totally wrong shade of fuchsia.

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Dream Colors for Climate Change

There’s no camouflaging our burning planet. So might as well use paint colors that can be seen miles away in outer space. Maybe in a perfect world we’ll be rescued by a fleet of alien dolls.

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Interesting Shades of Question

Let’s talk about the power of color in a nursery or on a kitchen apron. Are we all supposed to fit neatly into the perfect color swatch? Also, admit it. You always glance twice at a man in pink. Why’s that exactly?

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Perfect-World Problem Tints

How’s this for the pinks of privilege. They’re loud, demanding, and always in need of someone’s manager.

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Infuriating Hints of Body Negativity

No Pepto Bismol here. Just perfect bodies that never develop indigestion from overeating. These hues are purely cosmetic.

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A Rosy Palate of “Seriously!”

Time to reflect with pink tints of “I can’t believe we’re still dealing with these issues.”