White House Revised List: Donald Trump’s Favorite Things
Favorite Golfer: Tiger Wouldn’ts
Favorite Tongue Twister: How Much Woodnt Wouldn’t A Woodntchuck Chuck If A Woodntchuck Could Chuck Woodnt
Favorite Actress: Natalie Wouldn’t
Favorite Actor: James Wouldn’ts
Favorite Musical: Into the Wouldn’ts
Favorite Beatle Song: Norwegian Wouldn’t
Favorite Cartoon Character: Woudnty Wouldntpecker
Favorite Gold Club: 3 Wouldn’t
Favorite One Hit Song: I Wouldn’t Walk 500 Miles
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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…
