Biden’s First 100 Days in Office, According to Cookie Monster

Day 1: mr biden tell people cookie best diet

 

Day 2: cookie monster have key to all cookie stores and factories

 

Day 3: me (cookie monster) get promise to be cookie king

 

Day 4: vegetables and leaves get turn into COOKIE

 

Day 5: schools serve COOKIE ONLY

 

Day 6: doctor never tell you cookie bad (this a rule)

 

Day 7: national eat cookie every meal day

 

Day 8: new law about cookie best dessert

 

Day 9: NOBODY CAN STOP EAT COOKIE

 

Day 10: me get tv show.,. cookie show about mostly cookie but maybe me talk sometimes to people like bakery guys

 

Days 11-20: whole world do COOKIE PRAYER for breakfast lunch dinner and that feels good

 

Day 21: biden remember how cool cookie monster is and invite him to eat cookie on big lawn with him and his dog

 

Day 22: cookie crisp become only cereal

 

Days 23-30: do whole week of people wearing cookie costume and if u think they are cookie you can bite them and if they are scared just go i’m kidding its ok but the cookie outfit make everybody happy

Day 31: mr biden give all the other old presidents some cookie and then they like each other again

 

Day 32: whole world agree cookie is most important and top of food chain

 

Day 33: get to try cookie anywhere (this like cookie king one)

 

Day 34-55: new world order for cookie religion like when everyone did cookie prayer but now this time you have to do EVERY DAY and if we catch you not doing cookie prayer you get NO MORE COOKIE and we probably get MAD at you . sometimes you can take break but you have to keep doing cookie prayer and LOVEEE COOKIEEE so much

Day 55-65: ten days meditate with cookie crown in cookie bed (me and president) we think about what we want new rules to be but me think most people not disobey or say anything bad about cookie

 

Day 65-70: get lot of soldiers and strong guys to be COOKIE PATROL and LOOK AROUND for people who DONT LIKE COOKIE and say STOP RIGHT NOW and they take them to COOKIE JAIL if they dont do it

Day 70: me make big speech on tower where everyone see me and me say WHO LIKE COOKIE??? and everybody scream and say YES YESS WE LIKE COOKIE and me very happy

 

Day 71-85: very quiet because everybody like COOKIE and everybody OBEY in their HOUSE with cookie so me don’t get ANGRY

 

Day 86: day of passover me give soldier men cookie dough to spread on door for citizens live in cookie kingdom and wait for cookie monster king pass judgment across land

 

Day 87-90: cookie kingdom being bad .,,,,, cookie monster king not happy

 

Day 91-93: cookie monster king have biden locked up in bathroom saying please cookie monster the people are ok please let them do something else then talk about cookie and eat cookie but me too mad to listen

 

Day 94: me walk around the kingdom and see if anyone is out but its really empty and quiet

 

Day 95: NOBODY WANNA HANG OUT WITH ME

 

Day 96: me tell everybody leave house so me see them

 

Day 97-99: let mr biden go free out of bathroom and walk around to all houses in kingdom and say sorry we got mad about cookie

 

Day 100: everyone do what they want now but COOKIE MONSTER STILL GET ALL THE COOKIES AND GONNA EAT THEM ALL THE TIME AND FOR THE REST OF TIME COOOOOOOOKIIIIEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS