Chinese Vacation

Statement Bags And What They Have To Say

September 20, 2026/by Bobbie Armstrong

Would You Rather: Elementary Teacher Edition

September 21, 2026/by Kristin Murphy

The Rambling Manager of a Grocery Store Makes His First Announcement on the Intercom

September 21, 2026/by Jason Garramone

CARTOON: No-Brainer

September 22, 2026/by Vaughan Tomlinson

CARTOON: Meow or Never

September 22, 2026/by Zack Rhodes

CARTOON: Premature Decoration

September 22, 2026/by Kyle Bravo

The Skipper Addresses the Professor’s Coconut Enrichment Threat

September 25, 2026/by Paul Cesarini

Coming this Fall to Trump TV!

October 4, 2026/by Dan Fiorella

Eating. It’s Not Just for Rich People Anymore

October 4, 2026/by Gail Mackenzie-Smith

Welcome to Our Pumpkin Patch, Which Is Definitely Not Run by the Mob

October 4, 2026/by Luke Strom

CARTOON: Hexecutive Decision

October 4, 2026/by Todd Clark

CARTOON: Spare Me

October 4, 2026/by Jeff Hobbs

CARTOON: Artificially Educated

October 4, 2026/by Eric Clausen

CARTOON: Robo Call

October 6, 2026/by Rob Kutner

Other Things Kelly Clarkson Could Not Purchase

October 13, 2026/by J.K. Radomski

Quiz: Innocent Halloween Activity, Sexual Euphemism, or Trump Administration Insider Slang Term for Grift?

October 13, 2026/by Paul Cesarini

I Joined the Milk Club at a Gas Station and Now My Life Has Structure

October 13, 2026/by Mike Aitchison

A Letter of Support from the President of the United States to the Cornell 7

October 13, 2026/by Emily Franz

CARTOON: Hide and Sheet

October 13, 2026/by Tyson Cole

CARTOON: Pore Thing

October 13, 2026/by Todd Clark

Doritos Product Rebrands: Cool Ranch Division

October 19, 2026/by Alex Stone

5 Ways I Spot AI Use In My Own Writing 

October 19, 2026/by Adam Dietz

You May Be Qualified to Work in The Trump Administration

October 19, 2026/by John Zakour

CARTOON: Persian Golf

October 21, 2026/by Peter Kuper

Freddy Krueger is the Humanitarian of the Year 

October 25, 2026/by Nicole Chrolavicius

CARTOON: The Wicked Witch of the Wet

October 25, 2026/by Kyle Bravo