Repair porta potty glory holes
Contact landfill re: thousands of Mardi Gras bead necklaces made from spent shotgun shells.
Dispose of bodies of homeless who were shot while wandering too close to the convention center.
Clean brains off of the wall from racists whose heads exploded while attempting to listen to Melania Trump.
Use taser, repeatedly if necessary, to dissuade Ted Cruz from sniffing still-warm seats in the auditorium.
Remove sterilization elixir tank from concession stand soda machines, hoping and praying that it might have worked this time.
Attempt to hose away the thick, viscous, slug-esque slime trail left in the wake of the Trump family.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence