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God’s New Year’s Resolutions

by Luke Strathmann and Alida Zimmerman
December 28, 2022

Illustration by Alida Zimmerman

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Luke Strathmann

Luke is a writer, editor, comedian, economist, and poet. Learn more here: https://www.lukestrathmann.com/about.

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God's New Year's Resolutions

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