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CARTOON: Bark Bank

Payday Pooch. Today's cartoon by Todd Condron.

CARTOON: Pawsitively Pouty

Happy Holidog. Today's cartoon by Matt Percival.

CARTOON: Login Dogin

Try R3X. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

God's New Year's Resolutions

Finally Fill In Grand Canyon, New Rule That Not All Dogs Go To Heaven, Find Therapist That Doesn't Accuse You Of God Complex, and more!

CARTOON: Canine Cafe

5 Woof Rated! Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

#DogADessert

Barklava, Terriermisu, Hound Cake, and more #DogADessert on this week's trending joke game!

CARTOON: Fido Fix

Tail is extra wagging. Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

CARTOON: Pet Influencer

Lick for likes. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

I’m Your Housekeeper and Yes...I Judge You

Note: a $20 surcharge has been added to your fee because I had to hand-wash the dishes due to all the dog hair in your dishwasher. How’d that even happen? I know you only recycle when you have company. You didn’t put a dog in the dishwasher...did you?

CARTOON: Dog Classless

New on streaming. Today's cartoon by Mat Barton and Adam Cooper.

CARTOON: Dog Walker

Neglectful consequences. Today's cartoon by M.R. Miller and Nick Greenberg.

CARTOON: CDC Mandates

Not everything is dropped. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Wi-FiDo

The bark can be your favorite song. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Mutt

Gonna ruin your dinner! Today's cartoon by Asher Perlman.

NEWSBRIEFS: Cats

Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.

Your Brain Recommends Dreams Based On Your Watch History

Our data suggest that you enjoyed watching the cast of Queer Eye makeover dogs, so how about this 7-hour movie where all of your friends hate you for no reason?

Ask Dr. Kit: Pup Smear - Veterinary Queries

Dear Nuts...   You're trying to get me to use the phrase, "you should drain your lizard".   And I'm not going to do it.   Nope.   Please discontinue this nonsense.

CARTOON: Ruff Advice

Sit, stay, wash your hands. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Classic Dog Films, Starring Cats

HOMEWARD BOUND: The SEAVER FAMILY’s three cats, CHANCE, SHADOW and SASSY, are abandoned at a ranch by mistake. Faced with making an inspiring, cross-country journey back to their loving owners, the three cats immediately give up and decide to become the property of whoever will feed them first. The Seaver family never see their pets again.

CARTOON: Smell-A-Vision

Smell something? Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

Questions that I, an American, have about the British “WAGatha Christie” Scandal

Q. Wait, what is this? Ooh, is it a mystery solved by a clever Golden Retriever? A. Unfortunately, it is not (wouldn’t that be great, though? Are there any dog-detective shows out there? Netflix? Hulu? Anyone?). This scandal involves two women who bang English football stars for a living, and thus are also social media, uh, “stars.” WAG stands for “Wives and Girlfriends”; you can do the math on the rest.

9 Amazingly Incredible Boxing Day Facts

They say on Boxing Day, if you were good all year, Mike Tyson visits you in the middle of the night and personally punches you in the face. And more.

11 Celebrity Dogs from TV & Film and How They Utilized Their Fame

• Benji (Benji, 1974): Worked as a canvasser for the Reagan…

You May Have Been Affected By Our Recent Dog-Walking Breach. What to Do Next.

Dear Ellen, As I’m sure you’re aware, the Park Slope community…

Things Paul Ryan Would Endorse For President Before Donald Trump

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan announced this week that he would…